Haiku Review [And Limericks, Too!]
The Song of Intershop RaQ
(To be sung to the theme from Gilligan's Island)
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, of Linux and the 'Net
E-commerce and a partnership that's the best union yet.
Cobalt Networks and Intershop Communications Inc.
Announce a hot appliance
That's cutting edge and new
It's cutting edge and new.
The Intershop RaQ is made up, of Merchant and RaQ 3
It runs on Linux RedHat 6, and sets up easily, and sets up easily.
If dedicated hosting of e-commerce you would like, then take a look
At this new gear...
From Cobalt and
Intershop...
It's time to say, plug-and-play, here with Intershop RaQ.
Derek Fay
www.cobalt.com
This Is Just to Say
(With many apologies to William Carlos Williams)
I wouldn't have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox
if you had been using
Progress SonicMQ
as your Java messaging server.
Its 100-percent pure Java specs
mean I would have gotten the message
even if one of our machines crashedı
even if one of our machines wasn't on.
I would have known you were
saving them for breakfast and left them,
so delicious, so sweet
and so cold.
The SonicMQ Team
www.progress.com
The Tale of Buford LaPell
There once was a man named Buford LaPell
Who loved to develop with iHTML
The language was flexible, easy, and fast
'Cause its 300 functions were yet unsurpassed
So he worked in his car, he worked at his desk
And even midair en route to Budapest
His Web sites were always interactive, dynamic
The time and money he saved were works of iHTML magic.
