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Inner Nets 2001
By Michael Swaine
Michael Swaine
Here is the information you requested regarding Inner Nets 2001, the first New Age conference devoted exclusively to intranet technology and self knowledge. At Inner Nets 2001, participants will:
- learn how to hear the inner voice of their intranet;
- explore the psychic infrastructure of WAP;
- get in touch with the aura of Cat-5 cable;
- awaken the inner user, while encouraging the outer user to take a nap;
- take home a lovely three-ring binder.
Who Should Attend:
- Business professionals who need to stay one step ahead of their competitors, but feel really guilty about it.
- Support professionals charged with answering an endless stream of mindless questions from clueless lusers in a holistic and life-affirming way.
- Web professionals experiencing a crisis of faith in XML.
- Marketing professionals desperate for trendy buzzwords.
- Anyone else.
Sessions
- Thinking Outside the Rationality Box
Moon Unit Mauchley, self-employed goddess.
As more and more organizations adopt e-business models for their internal networks, they come to recognize the importance of their most valuable resource: their employees. Learn to reach out to your one truly captive audience: people paid to listen to you. This session will outline a profitable method for selling your goods or services exclusively to your own employees by using witchcraft.<>
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